January 2010
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How To Be Happy
rinich:
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Toast wheat bread. Find some raunchy peanut butter. (You know peanut butter’s raunchy when, while scooping it, you’re compelled to say “Man, that’s raunchy” to the kitchen.) Get some jelly, it doesn’t matter how good. Put the peanut butter on one slice. Put the jelly on the other. Lie down. Eat. Use no napkins. Repeat with more jelly if needed.
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Put a set of clothes in the dryer....